About Me

Welcome! Thank you for your interest and wanting to know more about me. I am truly flattered. I update this page from time to time, so check back every once in awhile and see what is new with me. Please sign up for my newsletter to get special news and updates too. This happens to be a very extensive “about me”.  Be sure to scroll all the way down to see all my awards, formal education, media credits and more.  Thanks for visiting ~  Kisses my loves. Enjoy!

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Air Force Amy is a highly decorated veteran of the USAF. She finished out her military career with the USAF at Nellis Air Force Base just North of Las Vegas, Nevada with an Honorable Discharge in 1990 and she immediately launched her new career as a legal courtesan at The Famed Chicken Ranch Brothel in Pahrump, NV.  Air Force Amy is now the most highly acclaimed and accomplished legal luxury courtesan of all time.

She excelled at all the major-player brothels for ten years before hooking up with Dennis Hof, late proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where she’s an 11-time “Bunny of the Year” and the #1 earner of all time.  Air Force Amy is synonymous to the Bunnyranch brand as she was instrumental in helping the Bunnyranch become a household name in the living rooms of millions of Americans as well as worldwide. Air Force Amy constantly raises the bar, innovates the legal brothel experience and is unmatched in  her experience, training, compassion and customer care.  Amy also has a knock out body, infectious smile and is the funniest, most fun loving, genuinely kind and considerate woman on the planet.  Air Force Amy is the most extraordinary person you will ever meet.

Amy reached stardom thanks to her appearances on Hof’s highly-acclaimed HBO reality TV series, “Cathouse”.  Amy capitalized on her “Cathouse” fame leading to countless of mainstream radio, TV, magazine and newspaper interviews which, in turn, made “Air Force Amy” and “The Bunnyranch” household names. Air Force Amy is the most publicized legal brothel worker in the history of mankind. She remains one of the most popular legal courtesans to this day.

Having the most experience as a legal courtesan in Nevada, Amy is relied upon as a visionary and pioneer in her field. She is also relied upon for advice, training, public and community relations too.

Among many certificates of completion and college degrees, Amy has associate’s degrees in Sex Education and Criminal Justice, a certificate in Clinical Sexology and a doctorate degree in Education, specializing in Human Sexuality. She is also a former faculty member at the Institute for Advanced Studies of Human Sexuality in San Francisco.  Air Force Amy is the only certified Clinical Sexologist, Sex Educator, Loveologist and  Sex Therapist at any of the Legal Brothels in Nevada.

Air Force Amy has remained a Nevada resident throughout her career, she is a homeowner and local business owner too.   She participates in her community, donates extensively to many local and national causes and she incurs all costs for an annual charitable children’s Christmas Party she hosts at her home.

Air Force Amy is a survivor and champions the causes of abused women, missing and exploited children, US military veterans, mental illness, substance and alcohol abuse and, of course, the future of the Legal Brothels in Nevada.

Air Force Amy is a single woman. She dedicates all her time to her work, her neighbors, her clients, her coworkers, her education and her causes. She has traveled the world and loves to attend the local events Nevada has to offer. Amy likes the bright lights and shows of the casinos as well as four wheeling, hiking, ATV and horse back riding in the Nevada countryside.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“Air Force Amy is a legal prostitute in Nevada, pornographic actress, and adult model, considered one of the top earners in Nevada’s legalized brothel business,  and known as the star of the HBO television documentary series Cathouse: The Series.

Air Force Amy is considered “a living legend in the world of sex.”

My enlistment in USAF:

Funny story…You should have seen the eyes of the boys at the recruiting station the day I walked in. I was 17 years old, high heels, mini-skirt, tight top, long nails, hard as rock bubble-ass, bright lipstick, sweet perfume, flaming red hair and a cum fuck me attitude from hell.

They asked me what I could do and I got up from my chair, adjusted my skirt, tussled my hair, blew a kiss, and did the snake-like move like dancers do and said in my coyest voice, “I Can Dance!” Those boys about —- their pants and looked at me with the deepest admiration and one said in the straightest voice he could muster “You’ll do EXTREMELY well in the military.” And it was onward and upward and inward and on top and on bottom and every single way you could think of from then on!!!!

I was enlisted in the United Sates Air Force, serving a full term with an Honorable Discharge. I was an Air Base Ground Defense Instructor and an Anti -Terrorism Specialist. I also performed Law Enforcement and Security duties. I worked with the Diplomatic Security Service, The Office of Special Investigations, Naval Intelligence, Army Special Forces, Navy Seals and thousands upon thousands of the sexiest hard-bodied men and women throughout all branches of the U.S. and Foreign Governments.

I am highly Decorated including an extremely hard to get Meritorious Service Medal. I received numerous awards such as “Airman of the Year”, “Woman of the Year”, and “S.P. of the Year”. I was promoted twice “Below the Zone” (earlier than my peers). I also received the “John Levitow Award, the Highest Academic Award achievable. I was on the detail that escorted Marcos out of the Philippines when his government was overthrown.

I enlisted an extra year for the “convenience of the government” which allowed me to be stationed stateside and get my feet on the ground before my discharge, instead of just being separated at a port on the California coast. I traded sexual favors with an airman at base ops and got transferred to Nellis AFB in Las Vegas. I decided to separate from the military because my commander would not allow me to cross train into another field because I was too valuable to him with the training I had and I couldn’t get a reenlistment bonus in the career field I was in, so I gave an ultimatum to my commander asking him to please either cross train me into another field or give me a reenlistment bonus or else I would separate and go to work in one of the legal brothels forty five minutes away.

I didn’t get my cross training or reenlistment bonus so I decided to act on my own ultimatum.  I made my way out to the Chicken Ranch. I actually applied for work at the Chicken Ranch three months prior to my honorable discharge and began working there afterwards in February of 1990. Thus begins my illustrious career in Nevada.

Legal brothels, my early career

I had already dedicated 10 years to the legal brothel industry working at the Chicken Ranch, Sheri’s Ranch, Cherry Patch, Mustang Ranch and the Old Bridge Ranch prior to signing on at the Bunnyranch

All those years prior to Bunnyranch were spent working in what we ladies refer to as “lock down” conditions wherein we were forced to work 24/7 (with naps until more clients came in) and we were not allowed to leave the ranches for many weeks at a time.  Just wait until I start relating some of those stories! Talk about girls gone wild in lock down situations…some of the things we did are so hilarious, I wouldn’t trade them for anything!

In the year 2000 I had heard the ladies at the Bunnyranch were allowed to leave daily and that they had porn stars working there making $5000 an hour. Well the porn stars weren’t really making $5000 an hour and I quickly surpassed their numbers by working 24/7, with very little time off. I then convinced Dennis to let me be called a “porn star” after starring in the film they produced on property with Ron Jeremy. Request granted! I had to come up with a porn star name.

I decided on “Air Force Amy” because I’m a highly decorated veteran of the USAF. Also, I had noticed that many of the customers that used to visit me at the Mustang Ranch (that is now closed) and see me were now visiting the Bunnyranch. I had changed my looks going from natural short bright red hair to long blonde and wanted the customers to put together “Air Force” with “Amy”  because surely we would have spoke of that during our parties. I know, crazy idea, but it made sense to me at the time and the name sure has “stuck” in the minds of many.

Television and Radio:

I wanted the “porn star” status at the Biunnyranch because the porn stars always got top billing and extra special advertising and treatment at the Bunnyranch even though my numbers and dedication far surpassed theirs. Also I had been volunteering for all the radio and TV shows wherein I had to provide free sex to the hosts and basically create “shock radio” and “shock TV” with girl on girl sex, the use of outlandish sex toys like the “drill do” and “saws all” and other ridiculous and over the top antics to get the Bunnyranch name remembered. We also came up all kinds of zany stories to get on various talk shows and Dennis would invite all kinds of news shows and affiliates to film at the ranch.

Well, the Bunnyranch name wasn’t the only name remembered. Over the years my name has become synonymous to the Bunnyranch. Dennis, the owner, traveled extensively and he said everyone he met always asks, “How’s Air Force Amy or where is Air Force Amy?”.

Please scroll down to see all my media credits.

HBO, “Cathouse” and the ensuing series:

In 2001 HBO began filming at the Bunnyranch. It started out as a one hour documentary called “Cathouse”. The story line of the show was to be ‘the first time ever, hidden camera, live negotiations from within a legal brothel. The producers thought it would take nearly a year to get the footage they wanted. We all decided we didn’t want to do this to our customers, so we called people we knew and had them pretend to be customers caught on hidden cameras. We got them enough footage in two weeks and the first show aired December 8, 2002 in the time slot immediately following the last episode of the Sopranos that season.

This show became the most viewed documentary on HBO of all time. Realizing they had a hit on their hands they came out and shot more for the next release “Cathouse, Back in the Saddle.” which aired December 27, 2003.

A high point of filming came when we were enlisted to do a full blown musical wherein we were taught song and dance routines and shot on location at Piper’s Opry house in Virginia City where they constructed a full blown set which was a true sight to be seen!! You can get an autographed copy of the Musical DVD or “Cathouse, the series” from me when you visit me at the Bunnyranch.

I shot the musical which aired on New Years Eve, January of 2008 and I have continued to shoot since 2007. Throughout the course of nine years, it seems they’ve aired more than 30 episodes in three seasons and it still airs on late night HBO. At least two episodes “She’s got Game” and “Return of the Champ” were primarily about me. Watch for the latest episode to air on HBO August 14, 2014.

30 years of continuous and uninterrupted service to legal brothel industry in Nevada.

Air Force Amy Certifications and College Degrees

I continued my legacy of always raising the bar in my industry and what I have to offer.

I am the ONLY certified Clinical Sexologist, Sex Educator, Loveologist and Sex Therapist at any of the Legal Brothels in Nevada.

1. I am an official Certified Sexologist via The American College of Sexologists International.

ACS

I now offer

Sexuality education specializing in , mature virgins, singles, couples & groups. Sexual attitude restructuring; individual & group. Aspergers Syndrome sexuality issues; sexual and cultural diversity issues. Sexual surrogate and licensed sex worker 25 years experience. Hands on therapy available for all comfort levels in a unique, legal and safe manner exclusively via a reputable licensed legal brothel in Nevada that maintains my own license to practice at same. Add my certifications in sex education, clinical sexology; certified sexologist and loveologist along with my continuing studies towards my Doctorate In Human Sexuality and I am very perfectly capable and genuinely suited in addressing a plethora of sexual and interpersonal concerns and interests.

I offer a unique approach to Life Coaching with an emphasis on Sexuality. It is a Multi-dimensional, goal-oriented approach to finding practical solutions to current or long-standing sexuality and intimacy concerns. Whether you are single or in a relationship, Compassionate Conversation can ease concerns about many issues related to intimacy. Be sure to contact me!

2. I have completed my studies and I am a “Certified Love Coach” through Dr Ava Cadell’s online Lovelology University.

Don’t let the name fool you. This course is fully accredited and each of the 36 areas of study come with their own certificate of completion that meet the qualifications for 7 hours of continuing education credit for MFTs, LCSWs and/or Nurses as required by the “California Board of Behavioral Sciences” PCE #3756 and”California Board of Registered Nursing” CEP# 14912.

**** SEX, RELATIONS & INTIMACY COACHING  W/ AIR FORCE AMY ***

Loveology Diploma

I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION ON SEX , INTIMACY, LOVE AND RELATIONS WHILE STUDYING & TESTING FOR MY CERTIFICATION TO BE A “CERTIFIED LOVE COACH” AND “LOVEOLOGIST” via Dr Ava Cadell’s online Loveology University at https://avacadell.com/online-courses-home?index_php?option=com_content&id=336

Through LU, I have gained a vast knowledge of ways to make a difference in my life and the quality of lives of others.

I feel I have more accurate and current information with respect to love, intimacy, relationships and sexuality that I can pass onto clients I already have and hope to have in my chosen career as a legal courtesan in Nevada over the span of 25 yrs . And now exclusively at the Bunnyranch, a famous legal brothel, and home of the HBO Cathouse series in Carson City, Nevada

The subject matters have all ignited my own passion for empowering my clients from all ages over 18, genders, walks of life and marital status to live and love at their full potential.

Although I have 25 yrs of practical experience as a legal sex worker, I have most importantly learned how to communicate a clear vision, backed by a definite plan to assist client’s personal power and positive growth.

I find all the extra Resources Dr Cadell has placed at my disposal within this course to be a limitless and invaluable source to ever increase my knowledge and continue to be cutting –edge in coaching techniques and in schools of thought that will always enhance my ability to empower my clients to give and receive love and feel the best they can about themselves.

Thank you Dr Cadell!

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This course is fully accredited and each of the 36 areas of study come with their own certificate of completion that meet the qualifications for 7 hours of continuing education credit for MFTs, LCSWs and/or Nurses as required by the “California Board of Behavioral Sciences” PCE #3756 and”California Board of Registered Nursing” CEP# 14912.

TOPICS COVERED INCLUDED:

– INTIMACY & DISABILITIES – Certified!
– FEMALE ANATOMY & AROUSAL – Certified!
– MALE ANATOMY & AROUSAL – Certified!
– KISSING – Certified!
– FLIRTING – Certified!
– DATING – Certified!
– SELF PLEASURING – Certified!
– COMMUNICATION – Certified!
– COUPLES ENRICHMENT – Certified!
– FOREPLAY – Certified!
– INTIMACY – Certified!
– LOVE – Certified!
– PLEASING A MAN – Certified!
– PLEASING A WOMAN – Certified!
– BACK DOOR PLAY – Certified!
– EROTIC MASSAGE – Certified!
– EROTIC TALK – Certified!
– FANTASIES AND ROLE PLAYING – Certified!
– ORAL PLEASURE – Certified!
– MALE LOVERS – Certified!
– PLAYFUL POSITIONS – Certified!
– WOMEN LOVING WOMEN – Certified!
– ADULT TOYS – Certified!
– APHRODISIACS – Certified!
– BOUNDARIES AND TABOOS – Certified!
– CULTURAL AND RELIGIOUS INFLUENCES ON SEX – Certified!
– EROTICISM – Certified!
– FOOT WORSHIP – Certified!
– G-SPOT – Certified!
– GROUP EROTICA – Certified!
– POLYAMORA – Certified!
– POWER PLAY – Certified!
– TANTRIC LOVE – Certified!
– HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT SEX – Certified!
– THE BIG “O” – Certified!

AND MANY MORE BONUS TOPICS TOO!

PLEASE SEE ME TO EXPAND YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE IN SEX AND RELATIONS

I am continuing my areas of study at “The Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality”. (I.A.S.H.S)

3.  I have attained my Associate in Sex Education with I.A.S.H.S.

Associate in Sex Education Certificate

Diploma Sex Ed

This certificate prepares professionals to answer sexual questions and provide relevant sex education to their respective clientele. The required 150 hours of credit will focus on sex education videos, the history of sexology, and developmental sexology throughout the life span. It will include courses on DVD and textbooks and a comprehensive workbook of monographs, the SAR Guide for a Better Sex Life, personal exercises, and self-testing forms. All materials will be retained by the student for future use.

4.  I am certified in Clinical Sexology through I.A.S.H.S.

Clinical Sexology Certificate

Diploma Clinical Sexology

This certificate is given upon completion of the Associate in Sex Education and 150 additional hours of study in the following program areas: socio-cultural implications of sexology; sexual anatomy and physiology; health perspectives; sexual dysfunctions; legal/ethical issues; and erotology. Attendance at a one-week course (or two weekend courses) at the Institute is a requirement.

So, in addition to my award winning services encompassing everything from companionship to very unique sexual and even many nonsexual requests, I am officially schooled and certified to help you in many areas of sexual relations, sex education and intimacy.

Media Credits

A partial list of my media appearances (credits) such as Television, Cable, Radio, Print and Special Events:

CABLE, RADIO, TV

HBO, “Cathouse” and the ensuing series:

In 2001 HBO began filming at the Bunnyranch. It started out as a one hour documentary called “Cathouse”. The story line of the show was to be ‘the first time ever, hidden camera, live negotiations from within a legal brothel”. The producers thought it would take nearly a year to get the footage they wanted. We all decided we didn’t want to do this to our customers, so we called people we knew and had them pretend to be customers caught on hidden cameras. We got them enough footage in two weeks and the first show aired December 8, 2002 in the time slot immediately following the last episode of the Sopranos that season.

This show became the most viewed documentary on HBO of all time. Realizing they had a hit on their hands they came out and shot more for the next release “Cathouse, back in the saddle” which aired December 27, 2003. TV.com lists all the episodes.

A high point of filming came when we were enlisted to do a full blown musical wherein we were taught song and dance routines. We shot on location at Piper’s Opry house in Virginia City where they constructed a full blown set which was a true sight to be seen.

Shooting the musical, was the first time in seven years that I ever got a check from HBO. The musical aired on New Years Eve, January of 2008 and I have continued to shoot since then. Throughout the course of 12 years, and three seasons it seems they’ve aired over 30 episodes in three seasons. I play myself “Air Force Amy” throughout the series and more than one episode is based primarily on me.

I have been featured and or participated in at least the following:

• HBO “Best of Real Sex”
• The Playboy Channel, two different episodes of “Sexcetera”.
• Fox Reality, Realitini Awards Show
• No Good TV’
• Xmas Carolla Show with Adam Carolla.
• “Night Calls” on Playboy Radio (several times)
• The Daily Show
• Comedy Central’s “Insomniacs” and two episodes of “The Man Show”
• ABC News, Nightline
• Fox News on The Live Desk Show with Martha McCallum
• Sean Hannity, “Hannitys’ America”, 2x
• Tyra Banks, 4 times
• Rita Crosby, ”Free sex for the Military”
• Howard Stern 4x
• I starred in a BBC documentary airing now in London and my fan mail from there is astronomical.
• Sci-Fi Channel, “Proof Positive” where we pretended a room at the Bunnyranch was haunted.
• Twice on Jenny Jones, I was nominated as one of the “Most Outrageous Guests of the Year” for 2001.
• Rikki Lake, pretended that men buy me all kinds of extravagant gifts.
• Walk or Talk, we pretended I wanted to resolve a problem with my brother.
• Talk Soup, 4x including, The Best of “Year in review 2007″.
• Ananda Lewis, pretended that I had a dead beat baby daddy.
• Bob Berkowitz, a sex related show out of NYC
• Dr Drew radio show, about sex
• USA network aired “Pornstars and their Pets” and now the video is available through Brink films.
• Judge Jeanine Pirro, I got the most fan mail ever from this show where I pretended to sue Bunny Love.
• Warner Brothers Networks, “The Surreal World” in an episode with Ron Jeremy at the Halloween Party.
• Fox News, CNN News, MSNBC, and countless other News and Radio Shows.
• The Mancow radio show out of Chicago. I got so mad at him, I stormed off the show.
• I call in fairly regularly to the Lex & Terry Radio show out of Dallas and Howard Stern once in a blue moon.

MAGAZINE CREDITS:

– GlamorGirl, Cover & centerfold Sep 2019

-The New Yorker, March 2019

Penthouse Magazine, March 2017
•Hustler, March 2008
• Strip LV Magazine Jan, Feb, Mar, 2007
• Playboy Magazine, Jan 2006 (no layout, just a small article and picture)
• Gent, May 2004
• Cheri, January 2004
• Cheri, November 2003
• Vice Magazine, September 2003
• Gent, August 2003
• Over 40, Cover girl, May 2003
• Arena, May 2003
• Hustler Hometown Girls, May 2002
• Hustler’s Busty-Summer spectacular 2002
• Maxim (German Edition), January 2002?
• Spectator-Cover girl, June 2001
• Bordello Confidential Issues #1,2 and 3
• Adult Video News (AVN)-Cover girl, April 2002
• New Yorker (Money Edition) April 2001
• Marie Claire, Jan 2001
• Gent-Winter Extravaganza, 2001 (my first pro shoot)
Club, Vibe, Extreme, Smoke, Men’s World, High Society. I have to research the dates.

Awards

“Bunny of the Year” at the Bunny Ranch 2018- That makes 15 out of 20 years!

Ohio State Pony Hunter Jumper Grand Champion, 1979: My parents still have a room full of silver cups and award ribbons I won. I had a reputation of being, basically, somewhat of a horse whisperer.

I also attained the highest United States Pony Clubs (USPC) National “A” rating. I have also been a registered instructor certified by the National Handicapped Riding Association (NARHA).

Promoted two times “Below the Zone” years before my peers in the United States Air Force.

“Airman of the Year” and “Woman of the Year” 1988, Clark AFB.

Recipient of “The John Levitow Award,” the highest academic award achievable in the U.S. Air Force at Nellis AFB in 1999.

“Most Outrageous Guest” in 2001 by the Jenny Jones Show.

“Best Of”, Year in Review by the “Talk Soup” TV Show.

“The Best of Real Sex” by HBO for a scene I did with Sunset Thomas.

“Best Legal Prostitute” by the Reno News and Review reader’s poll (December 2007, inaugural year of the poll).

“Best Legal Prostitute” and “Best Looking Woman” by Reno News and Review (2008-2012)

“Bunny of the Month” WAY too many times to count!

“Bunny of the Year” at the Bunny Ranch in 2000-2005 , 2007-2010, 2013-2014 & 2017-2018 and in the lead for 2020

Nominated “Courtesan of the Year” quite a few times and SpeedRacers “Hall of Fame”.

Wikipedia lists me among the most famous prostitutes in history.

Voted “Person that Still Gives Us Hope” and “Best Bang for your Buck” in April 2010 by the Las Vegas Review Journal Annual Reader’s Poll.

In 2011, I was bestowed the title “Bunny of the Decade” and “Number one Bunny of All Time”.

More About Me

Here’s some more personal info about me.

I love travel, decorating, current events, history, writing, teaching, gardening, photography, scrap booking, arts and crafts, graphics, continuing my studies in human sexuality, adding content and improving and building this site is foremost on my list of “to dos’ right now.

Charity. My favorite causes being Veterans, anything U.S. Military and also the fight against sex trafficking, domestic violence and the plights of illegal prostitutes especially teenaged runaways.

I love Cirque de Soleil’s, Broadway shows, The History Channel and NatGeo TV. I love concerts ranging from Classic rock n roll to symphonies and I really like listening to live Blues.

I confess to TV Binge viewing! Stay tuned and check my blog as I think I should make a true confessional list of all the shows I have binge viewed and then you can see we will most likely have favorite TV shows in common! 🙂

I enjoy fine dining, travel, sightseeing, luxury accommodations (doesn’t mean I have never enjoyed hippie travel) cruise travel, nature, photography, designer wear, a good bargain, exercise. I really enjoy staying healthy, fit, young, happy, inquisitive and active.

I think it goes without saying, but just in case you don’t know – I am a highly sexually charged woman. I enjoy physical sex, the psychology of sex, sensuality, eroticism and I’ll try anything that has to do with sex at least …hmmmnn….ten times!

I love the smell of coffee, roses, and fresh cut grass. My favorite perfumes vary, but you can email me for my current favorite.

I couldn’t live without my Jacuzzi whirl tub bath at home and I love luxurious linens and heavenly beds.

I make the best and most comfortable beds on the planet. I really, really want to have my own line of linens.

My kitty cat, Butch,  rules my life. he is a  pedigreed Bengals.  Five generations ago he was an Asian Leopard bred with Siamese cats.  They are very affectionate, way too smart to be animals and quite a handful.  Rosie was just killed by a car on March 1st.  I am so sad about that.

I have many lady friends and belong to women’s groups outside the industry and love hosting parties and charity events.

I’m not into bad manners (especially poor table manners), poor hygiene, bullies, thieves, drugs, arrogance, gossip, haters/jealousy, back stabbers, greed, liars, pimps, no shows and Competition – (Too old for that any longer. I enjoy my legendary status and call that enough for now.)

More about me:

• I’m a sought after model, cover girl, centerfold, industry icon, media queen, and master of adult entertainment.

• Famous by reputation among clients alone, I’m known for providing absolutely unequaled service with a heart of gold.

• I love people, I love life, I love what I do, and it shows!!

• I have an enormous sense of humor, fantastic smile and I am 100% concerned about you.

• My ability to relate at all levels and my willingness to explore, learn and teach has given me my own class of service that encompasses just about anything you can think of.

• I’m 5’3”, 110 lbs athletic, 36DDD-26-36.

• I am kind, considerate, caring, loving, friendly, honest, playful, punctual, intelligent, witty, genuine, educated, inquisitive, respectful, helpful, thorough, generous, patient, single, athletic, sexy, orgasmic, humble, loyal, understanding, forgiving, well dressed, well heeled, charming, blessed, creative, grateful and passionate plus plus plus!

• I consistently set, raise and exceed the standard of service in our industry.

• I’ve enjoyed over two decades of decadence at the World Famous Bunnyranch. (Made world famous greatly in part because of my contributions of my agreeing and making myself available to each and every form of media despite some of the inherent obstacles and inconveniences.)

• My track record, my return client rate, my numbers, my accolades, my diligence, my trustworthiness, my honesty, my work ethic, my generosity, my loyalty, my desire, my passion, my humility, my contributions, my helpfulness, my cleanliness, my class, my style, my education, my compassion, my pride, my levity, my libido, my sense of humor, my rocking hot body, my insatiable desire to please and to be the the best all have rewarded me with both freedoms and responsibilities that allow me to provide a level of service that is beyond compare and to this date, untouchable.

• As the industry icon, the living legend and the most celebrated working girl on the planet. I’ve taken my profession and our industry from guilt and shame to glamour and fame and to a level commiserate to above and beyond royalty.

• Although I enjoy and go out of my way and feel it my responsibility to pass on my ethics and talents to my peers I have entirely too much experience that cannot be equaled as of yet.