Brand new 2013 Air Force Amy Bio!
I'm generally
quite humble and so down to earth, I would never brag on myself, however,
inquiring minds want to know....
ALL ABOUT AIR FORCE AMY
I’ve become quite a
legend and industry icon in the Nevada legal brothel industry and a welcome and
much loved personality in all forms of media, and especially reality TV, as
the original and reigning star of the HBO smash hit series, “Cathouse”, still airing
on HBO late night.
I’m the most publicized
legal prostitute on the planet. I’m best known for my over the top, devil may
care attitude, my unequaled and no holds barred sexual prowess, my quick wit;
my candid “what you see is what you get”, down to earth, “live and let live”
manner.
I’m the Michael Jordan of my trade, the Tiger Woods of my calling, the
Mohhamad Ali of my profession, the Mother Theresa to my community, the Zig
Ziglar of sales and customer service, the Don King of self promotion, the Jayne
Mansfield Similaire, the Dr Ruth to many. I am the one and only Air Force Amy,
the number one of all time Nevada legal sex worker, the greatest s”ho”w on
earth, the best sex you will ever have, an entertainer extraordinaire, the
hooker with the heart of gold!
From Wikipedia, the
free encyclopedia
"Air Force Amy is a
legal prostitute in Nevada, pornographic actress, and adult model, considered
one of the top earners in Nevada’s legalized brothel business,[4] and known as
the star[5] of the HBO television documentary series Cathouse: The Series.
MSNBC has called her “a living legend in the world of sex.”[6]
My enlistment in
USAF:
Funny story…You should
have seen the eyes of the boys at the recruiting station the day I walked in.
I’m 17 years old, high heels, mini-skirt, tight top, long nails, hard as rock
bubble-ass, bright lipstick, sweet perfume, flaming red hair and a cum fuck me
attitude from hell. They asked me what I could do and I got up from my chair,
adjusted my skirt, tussled my hair, blew a kiss, and did the snake-like move
like dancers do and said in my coyest voice, “I Can Dance!” Those boys about —-
their pants and looked at me with the deepest admiration and one said in the
straightest voice he could muster “You’ll do EXTREMELY well in the military.”
And it was onward and upward and inward and on top and on bottom and every
single way you could think of from then on!!!!
I enlisted in the
United Sates Air Force, serving a full term with an Honorable Discharge. I was
an Air Base Ground Defense Instructor and Anti -Terrorism Specialist. I also
performed Law Enforcement and Security duties. I worked with the Diplomatic
Security Service, The Office of Special Investigations, Naval Intelligence,
Army Special Forces, Navy Seals and thousands upon thousands of the sexiest
hard-bodied men and women throughout all branches of the U.S. and Foreign
Governments. I am highly Decorated including an extremely hard to get
Meritorious Service Medal. I received numerous awards such as “Airman of the
Year”, “Woman of the Year”, and “S.P. of the Year”. I was promoted twice “Below
the Zone” (earlier than my peers). I also received the “John Levitow Award, the
Highest Academic Award achievable. I was on the detail that escorted Marcos out
of the Philippines when his government was overthrown.
I enlisted an extra
year for the “convenience of the government” which allowed me to be stationed
stateside and get my feet on the ground before my discharge, instead of just
being separated at a port on the California coast. I traded sexual favors with
an airman at base ops and got transferred to Nellis AFB in Las Vegas. I decided
to separate from the military because my commander would not allow me to cross
train into another field (which was my right) because I was too valuable to him
with the training I had and I couldn’t get a reenlistment bonus in the career field
I was in, so I gave an ultimatum to my commander asking him to please either
cross train me into another field or give me a reenlistment bonus or else I
would separate and go to work in one of the legal brothels forty five minutes
away.
I didn’t get my cross
training or reenlistment bonus so I decided to act on my own ultimatum, with a
few wine coolers under my belt; I made my way out to the Chicken Ranch. I
actually applied for work at the Chicken Ranch three months prior to my
honorable discharge and began working there afterwards in February of 1990.
Thus begins my illustrious career in the Nevada
Legal brothels, my early
career:
I’ll skip the first ten years of
working in the brothels so I can get this posted and come back to it
later.
I had already dedicated 10 years to
the legal brothel industry working at the Chicken Ranch, Sheri’s Ranch, Cherry
Patch, Mustang Ranch and the Old Bridge Ranch prior to signing on at the Bunyranch.
All those years were
spent working in what we ladies refer to as “lock down” conditions wherein we forced to work 24/7 (with naps) and we were not allowed to leave the ranches for many weeks at a time. Just wait until
I start relating some of those stories! Talk about girls gone wild in lock down
situations…some of the things we did are so hilarious, I wouldn’t trade them
for anything! Be sure and visit me at the Bunnyranch for more stories. I also plan to write the book on these adventures, but will probably put it out on DVD first. (I don't type very well and don't want to get screwed over financially from a ghost writer or some other opportunist on my book deal.) I endured my life. I survived. I'll tell the story.
In the year 2000 I
heard the ladies at the Bunnyranch were allowed to leave daily and that they
had porn stars working there making $5000 an hour. Well the porn stars weren’t
really making $5000 an hour and I quickly surpassed their numbers by working
24/7, with very little time off. I then convinced Dennis to let me be called a
“porn star” after starring in the film they produced on property with Ron Jeremy.
Request granted! I had to come up with a porn star name.
I decided on “Air Force
Amy” because I’m a highly decorated veteran of the USAF. Also, I had noticed
that many of the customers that used to visit me at the Mustang Ranch (that is now
closed) and see me were now visiting the Bunnyranch. I had changed my looks
going from natural short bright red hair to long blonde and wanted the
customers to put together “Air Force” with Amy because surely we would have spoke of
that during our parties. I know, crazy idea, but it made sense to me at the
time and the name sure has “stuck” in the minds of many.
Television and
Radio:
I wanted the “porn
star” status because they (the porn stars) always got top billing and extra
special advertising and treatment at the Bunnyranch even though my numbers and dedication far
surpassed theirs. Also I had been volunteering for all the radio and TV shows
wherein I had to provide free sex to the hosts and basically create “shock
radio” and “shock TV” with girl on girl sex, the use of outlandish sex toys
like the “drill do" and “saws all” and other ridiculous and over the top antics
to get the Bunnyranch name remembered. We also came up all kinds of zany
stories to get on various talk shows and Dennis would invite all kinds of news
shows and affiliates to film at the ranch and here’s a list of as many shows as
I can remember being on as well as my numerous Magazine Credits Media/Credits. Well, the Bunnyranch
name wasn’t the only name remembered. Over the years my name has become
synonymous to the Bunnyranch. Dennis, the owner, travels extensively and he
says everyone he meets always asks, “How’s Air Force Amy or where is Air Force
Amy”.??
HBO, “Cathouse” and the ensuing series:
In 2001 HBO began filming at the
Bunnyranch. It started out as a one hour documentary called “Cathouse”. The
story line of the show was to be ‘the first time ever, hidden camera, live
negotiations from within a legal brothel. The producers thought it would take
nearly a year to get the footage they wanted. We all decided we didn’t want to
do this to our customers, so we called people we knew and had them pretend to
be customers caught on hidden cameras. We got them enough footage in two weeks
and the first show aired December 8, 2002 in the time slot immediately
following the last episode of the Sopranos that season. This show became the
most viewed documentary on HBO of all time. Realizing they had a hit on their
hands they came out and shot more for the next release “Cathouse, Back in the Saddle.” which aired December 27, 2003. A high point of filming
came when we were enlisted to do a full blown musical wherein we were taught
song and dance routines and shot on location at Piper’s Opry house in Virginia
City where they constructed a full blown set which was a true sight to be
seen!! You can get an autographed copy
of the Musical DVD or "Cathouse, the series" from me when you visit me at the Bunnyranch.
I shot the musical
which aired on New Years Eve, January of 2008 and I have continued to shoot
since 2007. Throughout the course of nine years, it seems they’ve aired more
than 30 episodes in three seasons and it still airs on late night HBO. At least two episodes "She's got Game" and "Return of the Champ" were primarily about me.
Accolades and Awards
In December of 2007 I
was voted “Best Legal Prostitute” by the Reno News and Review reader’s poll.
(The first year this category was made available.)
I was voted “Best Legal Prostitute” and “Best Looking Woman" in 2008 as well and haven't really campaigned
for it since. However, I was voted "Best Looking Woman, Northern NV" in 2011 too! The category "Best legal prostitute." was eliminated in 2009.
I’ve been “Bunny of the
Month” way too many times to recount.
I’ve also been earned
“Bunny of the Year”, Bunnyranch: 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2007 & 2009. (My skeletal health conditions - spinal stenosis - and an old war injury - prevented a heavy work load for me leaving me out of the running since 2010.) It's more important and rewarding for me to enjoy the relationships I have with already established clients and to be valuable to the Bunnyranch and to the industry by being of service and providing guidance to my peers.
I've been nominated
"Courtesan of the Year" quite a few times but never really campaigned
for it. I did make SpeedRacer's
"Hall of Fame" though. I was voted "Person that still gives us hope" and "Best bang for your buck" April 2010 by The Las Vegas Review Journal Annual Reader's Poll.
In 2011, Dennis
bestowed me title "Bunny of the Decade" and "Number one Bunny of
All Time". Woo hoo! Thank you Dennis!
Again: I am highly Decorated USAF disabled Veteran, including an extremely hard to get Meritorious Service Medal. I received numerous awards such as “Airman of the Year”, “Woman of the Year”, and “S.P. of the Year”. I was promoted twice “Below the Zone” (earlier than my peers). I also received the “John Levitow Award, the Highest Academic Award achievable.
I was also "Ohio State, Pony Hunter Grand Champion' at the age of 13 among tons and tons of other local equestrian championship awards in Ohio.
Education Associates in Applied
Science, Criminal Justice, Central Texas College
Certifed: Paralegal, Nutriionist, Travel Agent (I am
currently working ion getting re-certified so I can help you and get you deep
discounts with your travel arrangements to come see us), Personal Trainer, CPR,
NV RE Salesperson.
I am also currently working on an Associates Degree in Sex Education at IASHS, SF, CA.
My August 2011 retirement from the Nevada Legal Brothels:
I had been on medical leave, calling it a retirement, not knowing if I could ever return to working again since August of 2011 when I had surgery for spinal stenosis - a 5 level laminectomy - that resulted C-5 palsey.
I also had a 2nd right knee ACL replacement in August 2012.
Now off all meds. and 90-100% recovered, I am pleased to return to the super mega fun and rewarding lifestyle of "Air Force Amy-Legal Courtesan Extraordinaire"!
You can read all about me my return to the Bunnyranch in January 2013 and a great deal of information about me in relation to my work at the Bunnyranch here!
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